Exile on Drochtrèdia

The Horny Deer

A Druid and two Rangers know the weed
Makes a deer a dangerous thing
Intent to trample and make you bleed
Particularly when there is no Bard to sing

William Hill changed his form
And popped the deer in the mouth
But Gil is not here to inform
That even a wolf should run south

Peren showed up but can’t make out
Who be friend from foe
And tiny Merpip entered the bout
Only to be crushed by a toe

Is it a moose?
Or an Elk?
No, it’s only a horny deer!

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